The Blueberry
Story: The teacher gives the businessman a lesson
by Jamie Robert Vollmer
"If I ran my business the way you people operate
your schools, I wouldn't be in
business very long!"
I stood before an auditorium filled with outraged teachers who were becoming
angrier by the minute. My speech had entirely consumed their precious
90 minutes of in-service. Their initial icy glares had turned to restless
agitation. You could cut the hostility with a knife.
I represented a group of business people dedicated
to improving public schools. I
was an executive at an ice cream company that became famous in the middle
1980's when People Magazine chose our blueberry as the “Best Ice
Cream in
America."
I was convinced of two things. First, elementary schools needed to change;
they were archaic selecting and sorting mechanisms, designed for the industrial
age and out of step with the needs of our emerging "knowledge society".
Second, educators were a major part of the problem: they resisted change,
hunkered down in their feathered nests, protected by tenure and shielded
by a
bureaucratic monopoly. They needed to look to business. We knew how to
produce
quality. Zero defects! TQM! Continuous improvement!
In retrospect, the speech was perfectly balanced - equal
parts ignorance
and arrogance.
As soon as I finished, a woman's hand shot up. She appeared polite, pleasant
-- she was, in fact, a razor-edged, veteran, high school English teacher
who had been
waiting to unload. She began quietly, "We are told, sir, that you
manage a company that makes good ice cream."
I smugly replied, "Best ice cream in America, Ma'am."
"How nice," she said. "Is it rich and smooth?"
"Sixteen percent butterfat," I crowed.
"Premium ingredients?" she inquired.
"Super-premium! Nothing but triple A." I was on a roll.
I never saw the next line coming.
"Mr. Vollmer," she said, leaning forward with a wicked eyebrow
raised to the sky,
"when you are standing on your receiving dock and you see an inferior
shipment of
blueberries arrive, what do you do?"
In the silence of that room, I could hear the trap snap...I was dead meat,
but I
wasn't going to lie. "I send them back."
"That's right!" she barked, "and we can
never send back our blueberries. We take them big, small, rich, poor,
gifted, exceptional, abused, frightened, confident,
homeless, rude, and brilliant. We take them with ADHD, junior rheumatoid
arthritis, and English as their second language. We take them all! Every
one!
And that, Mr. Vollmer, is why it's not a business. It's school!"
In an explosion, all 290 teachers, principals, bus drivers, aides, custodians
and
secretaries jumped to their feet and yelled, "Yeah Blueberries! Blueberries!"
And so began my long transformation. Since then, I have
visited hundreds of
schools. I have learned that a school is not a business.
Schools are unable to control the quality of their raw material, they
are dependent upon the vagaries of politics for a reliable revenue stream,
and they are constantly mauled by a howling horde of disparate, competing
customergroups that would send the best CEO screaming into the night.
None of this negates the need for change.
We must change what, when,and how we teach to give all children maximum
opportunity to thrive in a post-industrial society.
But educators cannot do this alone; these changes can
occur only with
the understanding, trust, permission and active support of the surrounding
community. For the most important thing I have learned is that schools
reflect
the attitudes, beliefs and health of the communities they serve, and therefore,
to
improve public education means more than changing our schools, it means
changing
ourselves.